February 2012
59 posts
“Jon : University is a pretty underwhelming thing isn’t it? You get sold a...”
– Russ and Jon Podcast - 25/03/2007 (via humscruddle)
“Falls end in pain and humiliation; falling over, falling from grace. Even, in my...”
– Jon Richardson (It’s not me, it’s you)
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bonathan:
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I need some help guys!
Will Jon sign books after his shows, and if so, how long after the show will I need to wait?
I love those people and this show so much :)
Jon Richardson: We both had to have our tests annulled because of the accident.
Frank Skinner: Annulled?
David Mitchell: Does that... that usually involves the pope...
Frank Skinner: When was this Jon ?
Jon Richardson: I had... I just had to renew my lisence, so 11 years ago...
Frank Skinner: Eleven years ago ok. Kathy hasn't changed her number in eleven years?
Jon Richardson: She described it as weird...what had happened and I remember thinking it wasn't weird: You hit me! So she said we should keep numbers, jokingly, and said so we don't get our test on the same day next time...LOL...
David Mitchell: Did people say "lol" eleven years ago?
Jon Richardson: Yeah, it was just coming in then before you even knew you could write it down.
The ultimate 8 out of 10 Cats Youtube Playlist →
unrealisticfangirlfantasy:
If you find yourself with 33 hours of free time, might I suggest watching every episode of 8 out of 10 Cats available on Youtube IN ORDER?
Jon: ugh, I can't believe you're gettin' some when you refer as to 'about to sex'
Russell: did I say that?
Jon: yeah, 'd'you wanna go upstairs? we're about to sex'
Russell: haha! oh, that'd be good. what would be great... here's another sex tip never say 'i'm about to sex with you'. like you can't control it. like you kinda go 'WOAHAOH I'M ABOUT TO SEX'.
“Don’t have sex.”
– Jon Richardson’s sex tip (via bonathan)
“I drive a, uh, Ford Fiesta. It’s spanish for ‘party’.”
– Jon Richardson (8 out of 10 cats)
Jon on text messaging acronymns, 2007/02/25.
Jon: I hate "lol". The only thing I hate more than "lol" is people who write "hahaha".
Russell: What does "lol" mean?
Jon: "Laugh out loud". And its partner "rofl": "roll on the floor laughing". If you've actually rolled on the floor laughing, then don't bother to spell it! And if, genuinely, I've sent you a text so funny that you fell off your chair and rolled on the floor, bother to write, "I've just rolled on the floor! Unbelievable!" Don't [say]: "Well, that happens to me everyday so I'll abbreviate that to four letters and nor will I bother to capitalise and put a full stop to indicate the abbreviation."
“However negative I am, there is a feeling that I am constantly waiting to be...”
– Jon Richardson (via bonathan)
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Jon Richardson Wins Funniest Man at the LAFTAS →
Best Line Ever
blackbulletbutterfly:
On a scale of Russell Howard to Jon Richardson, how optimistic are you?
I lean towards Richardson with a dash of Howard for good measure.
“I feel like, as a captain, I should step up a bit and maybe trade the cardigan...”
– Jon Richardson (via bonathan)
Watchwakeupmary:
jesus HELp
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“If a woman leaned over to me on a train and said, ‘I’m not wearing any...”
– Jon Richardson, It’s Not Me, It’s You! (via underordinarymoonlight)
